Yonke intombazane enhliziyweni ilangazelela ukuba inkanyezi. Futhi uzimisele ukulimunca, alikhothe, alikhothe. Bese uthola konke ukudideka mayelana nokuthi umthwebule. Kungani ezokwenza lokho? Yebo, ukuze uphinde wamqinisekisa ukuthi ngeke iye ndawo, kuphela kungobo yomlando yomuntu siqu, njll., njll. Bayiziwula kangakanani. Yebo noma yimuphi owesilisa ngisho nomyeni wakhe bazofuna ukubeka lawa mavidiyo ku-intanethi, ngoba bonke abanobuhle babhekwa njengama-bitches. Ngakho lokhu kuthandwa kwetshwele lakhe - kuvele kulikhanyisele ngokwengeziwe, kwenza ingquza yakhe ikhule ibe nkulu!
Yeka umuzwa oqale ngawo le phathi ye-bachelorette, ulwandle lwesisa. Ngiyabona akubhora emaphathini e-bachelorette, futhi akekho ozihlupha ngokudlala imidlalo yabesifazane abathandana nabanye. Isixuku esinjalo siyokhotha noma iyiphi intombazane, futhi asiyidingi indoda.
Ngizokutshela, owesifazane unguchwepheshe kuwo wonke ama-orifice. Futhi endunu, ingquza ivele ingene njengomhubhe. Ngingaluleka ngekhondomu kuphela nowesifazane onjalo. Ubenabalingani abaningi, ngakho-ke angifuni ukubamba lutho kuye!